Trumpanzees and Raccoons

I was debating if I want to address this, or waste a single brain cell trying to dissect and respond to it and originally I said no, my brain cells are too precious.

But this stupid post wont get out of my head so I guess I need to put it in the cross-hairs.


Let’s say you have been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city and four different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job.

But there is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don’t care if the guy smells, if he’s an alcoholic, how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he has a plumber’s crack. You simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best!

Here’s why we want Trump. Yes he’s a bit of a jerk; yes he’s an egomaniac; but we don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced and gutless, and illegals are everywhere.

We want it all fixed! We don’t care that Trump is crude, we don’t care that he insults people, we don’t care that he has changed positions, we don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, we don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, we don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslim terrorist.

Many other politicians seem to flip flop their decisions every election cycle to benefit their own personal reelections.

This country became weak and bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us because of weak previous politicians. We are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims.

Where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights, to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; ” AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED “.

And Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed .

We’re tired of the politicians who seem to overstay their time. We need term limits. Their retirement plan would be simple, same as ours, social security and medicare.

Trump may not be a saint, but we didn’t vote for a Pope. We voted for a man who doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him back, a man who doesn’t have political correctness restraining him.

We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, not a cowardly politician. Yes, he has failed at some things, who hasn’t?

And he says he’ll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don’t care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our house, NOW.

You are welcome to pass this on. Thousands of people who haven’t voted in 25 years seem to be getting involved. And the more people get this email the more that will understand why Trump was elected. The raccoons have got to go!
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I agree politicians suck. Viva la revolucion. Hiring an outsider is not the solution. To follow along with the raccoon exterminator analogy: you hired a plumber to get rid of vermin. You didn’t hire a fringe exterminator, or even a new exterminator in training. You hired someone from beyond the pale and an entirely different “skill” set (I use that term OH SO LOOSELY). You basically agreed with the alcoholic bad haired non-exterminator that if he needs to burn down your house to rid you of the raccoons you’re just gonna go, “well if that’s what best” simply because you’ve been dissatisfied with your options thus far.

I’m not sure what illegals everywhere has to do with anything, because it’s not like they’re wearing a sign.

The fact that these trumpanzees don’t care if he’s a lying philanderer, or changed positions, or lied, means they don’t care about much of anything. No integrity. No moral code. This is the guy they want to restore the country they no longer recognize to the one of apple pie and baseball cards. If you don’t want the country to go weak and bankrupt, you guys elected the wrong guy. He is renowned for filing bankruptcy and pretty much every other country in the world now sees us as weak. I don’t see how being a bankruptcy-filing, cheating, lying washed-up reality star makes him successful. Every business venture he has made has failed: Trump U, Trump casinos, Trump steaks, Trump clothing… and as to being “too much of an egotist to be proven wrong”… well, he’s been proven wrong. Repeatedly. Incessantly. In fact I’m not sure he’s said anything true on his own accord since being elected.

While we’re on the subject, yes, it is a country most of you no longer recognize because of things like equal rights, feminism, the American With Disabilities act, the civil rights act… things we normal people refer to as tolerance. Sorry we don’t want to dump chlorine bleach on fags and coloreds for being in a whites only pool. You should be glad this is a country you no longer recognize. This is now a country where people of any gender, of any race, of any religion, could walk down the street, go into any store or retail establishment and conduct business. No separate entrance. No need to hide who they are… at least, there didn’t use to be. Until you all elected a guy who insults everyone, disrespects everyone, and takes the lead on how to sexually assault women.

Fine, burn the house down. Make sure he’s inside when you do it.

One thought on “Trumpanzees and Raccoons

  1. I like the ‘he didn’t take lobbyist money’ line. He didn’t need lobbyist money because he got Russian money. Wish I still had the link to the ‘Might Makes Right’ video. Wish these braindead people would realize the world is laughing at us and it’s all because of drumpf. That’s not something that makes a country great or to say they’re proud to be an American.


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