Kellyanne Conway has no soul… or does she?

If she ever had one, she sold it for tickets to the Trump Trainwreck. At least that’s what MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” is claiming. The Joe of “Morning Joe” is Joe Scarborough and he says Kellyanne is only at the White House for the money. Let’s just put a pin in that for a minute. We’ll circle back, promise.

But if she secretly hates Trump, than perhaps she really does have a soul…. I digress. Here’s the quote from The Washington Post:

“This is a woman, by the way, who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion, and then she would get off the air, the camera would be turned off, the microphone would be taken off, and she would say, ‘Blech. I need to take a shower,’ ” Brzezinski said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” “Because she disliked her candidate so much.”

Scarborough chimed in to say that Conway “also said that this is just, like, my summer in Europe. This is like my vacay — I’m just doing it for the money. I’ll be off this soon. I don’t know that she ever said, ‘I’m doing this for the money,’ but she said, ‘This is just my summer vacation, my summer in Europe.’ And, basically, ‘I’m just gonna get through this.’ ”

So… could this be idle gossip? OF COURSE. But is it? Hmm. Well, the Washington Post points out that the mighty KC wasn’t SCROTUS’s first choice, and KC worked for another presidential candidate before joining the Trump Train, so he wasn’t her first choice, either. Let’s further add to the mix that Trump has serious trust issues and anyone whose loyalty is even slightly questionable is fired almost instantly… yet the mighty KC remains. For now.

But let us not forget that other members of the White House don’t always believe the crap they’re told to say to the press with a straight face, either. That’s a show for another day but feel free to Google that shit, because it would be hilarious if it weren’t true. Oh, and while you’re at it, Google how aides have been told to stop slipping SCROTUS fake news to bolster his insanity. Again, hilarious if it weren’t true.

Anyway, here’s my favorite part of all this insanity, and you had to pay attention to get it: After SCROTUS went all sexual assault via the leaked “Access Hollywood” interview, the mighty KC stopped calling him Trump and started calling him “my client.” This change, LAFs, is fucking brilliant. When you have a trial, they tell you to refer to the defendant as the defendant if you are the prosecutor, but Mr. or Mrs. if you are defending them. Why? Because the DEFENDANT is a criminal and you want to make sure the jury knows that. But if you’re defending Mrs. Jones, you want the jury to remember she’s a lady, a homemaker, a teacher, a human. Same tactic applies here. She’s reminding the world he’s a fucking sexual predator, and she’s paid to help him. Nothing more, nothing less.

Not sure if she still feels that way but I will say she’s stayed way the hell out of the current mess that is circling Trump like a shark in chum infested waters.

So remember how she said she was in it for the money? According to Wikipedia, mighty KC has been “a Republican Party campaign manager, strategist, and pollster, and was formerly president and CEO of The Polling Company Inc./Woman Trend.” Does it sound like she needs the money?

I’ll let you decide.

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